Wednesday, 31 July 2013
Someone asked that he scored 193 in Jamb and 34 in post-utme can he read masscomm? Well there is hope as he cam become a town crier.
Also, how can some score 180 in Jamb and 42 in post-utme and ask if he can still admission to study medicine? U no go like become Native Doctor?
Launching its BMW i3 model, the German group compared the prospects of the electric car market to the technical revolution of the mobile telephone, but declined to give any sales or
production targets."What the mobile phone
did for communication, electric mobility will do for individual mobility," chief executive Norbert Reithofer said as the car debuted in London, Beijing and New York.
"The series-produced model will go on sale in Europe in November to be followed in the United States, China, Japan and several other markets in the first
half of 2014. It will hit the German market at a price of 34,950 euros (N7.4m).
Nothing wey oyibo no go do. Electric motor, abeg make them do car wey dey use water o.
How una see the tatoo. E follow abi the thing ugly like my left leg.
Beckham and Ronaldo suppose be models o. I hear say even gays don dey pursue them like honey o. How many go just settledown overfine eh. God, me carry last o.
"My younger brother, Joshua and I were going to pick our parents and elder brother from the airport, so we had an accident on the way at the road before Galadimawa. We were coming from our home in the Games Village. The car was very fine and it hadn't developed any fault before. "That morning, it was raining and the car began to swerve off the road. I tried to bring the car back on the road but the break was not holding anymore. I tried ceaselessly and I later lost control of the car. The car eventually tumbled twice after moving zigzag on the road andlanded in a ditch."I have been driving close to five years and I was very okay when I drove the car."When it happened, we immediately unhooked our seat-belts; I talked to my brother for a few seconds to ensure he was okay. We unhooked the belts; thank God it wasn't jammed."We tried to open the driver's door but the door was jammed. We tried to break the glass too, it refused to break. We
managed to spot one of the windows at the back; we broke it and climbed out through it, underone of the chairs. We went far awayfrom the car to ensure our safety because the car was already in flames.The two of us were the only occupants of the car and my brother was sitting beside me in front. We were so shocked that we both came out unscathed."We watched the car go up in flames It was about a few minutes before 6am; so it was still abit dark."
Jeremiah noted that the Bible was later recovered from the ashes of the burnt car and it was not torched by the inferno, disclosing that manypeople had been coming to Christ Victory Life Church in Abuja to see the Bible and use it to pray over their problems.
Abeg, Baba God too much o. Nah only am fit break the rules of science. Me follow thank am for wetin him do for those boys o.
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Wetin una tink? Nah humility abi nah jonzing. She for lie-down for ground or even kiss him leg nah. Smh
It was reported that a friend called her that her boyfriend stepped into a lounge with a girl at Ikeja and when she got there, she didn't even wait to hear from her boyfriend, brought out a gallon of fuel from her car and set the car ablaze. Well, the fire was quickly put off by security men of the lounge.
This kind girl fit give person poison chop o. Them never marry u, u dey burn car, what if the boy don marry u nko? Nah act of love abi madness be wetin d girl do.
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But we never know how much them pay Yvonne Nelson o. Sha, we hear say the money carry nyash o. Congrats to her.
'Great album. Congrats to Femi!!!!! Vibes….' was the caption below the picture of Femi Kuti's album posted by Swizz Beatz.
The name of this recently released Femi Kuti album nah No Place For My Dream and nah for June this year e release am. This album go be him 8th studio album.
"If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"
"When I meet a gay person, I have to distinguish between their being gay and being part of a lobby. If they accept the Lord and have good will, who am I to judge them? They shouldn't be marginalized. The tendency [to homosexuality] is not the problem...they're our brothers."
Some people dey talk say e good, some dey talk say as Pope, him suppose condemn am . Wetin u feel about the mata.
Monday, 29 July 2013
"The club sends its condolences to Ecuadorean Christian Benitez, a professional footballer who died this morning," El Jaish wrote on their official Twitter account.
Ecuador team-mate Antonio Valencia of Manchester United expressed his condolences having been informed of Benitez's death.
"You'll always be my brother. This pain is hard, my brother, but we love you," the winger, who also played alongside the 27-year-old at El Nacional, posted on Twitter.
Oooo, we pray say God go give him family the heart to bear the loss. May his gentle soul rest in peace.
O boy, nah now people mind go dey cut o. Some go know wheather dem go dey house on more year or if dem don be student.
Nah success we dey wish all of una wey write o.
He said the university's Board of Regent had mandated it to become one of the best 10 universities in the world in the next 10 years. Mr. Oyedepo said that the mandate was known as "Vision 1 of 10 in 10''.
Na wa o, people dey grad while some never know wen dem go grad due to this ASUU strike. Who talk say money no good abeg?
We hear say nah media stunt nah him DJ Khaled use d engagement tori day do so dat him new album go sell. Nicki don already dey engaged to her boyfriend Safaree.
National President of ASUU, Dr. Nasir Fagge, told a national daily that he was surprised to hear that the union was going to call off the strike on Thursday when the issues tabled before government had not been resolved.
He said: "There is nothing like that (suspending the strike). I am also surprised to hear people say that we are going to call off the strike.
He said: "Our members have made it categorically clear what they want. This meeting we had with government on Friday at the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, SGF, is just exploratory. We are trying to look at issues holistically and see how we are going to address them. So assignments were given to various people that attended the meeting and the expectation is that we will meet tomorrow (today), Monday and look at the assignment given and also look at it on Thursday again. So, that is why I'm surprised to hear people say that we are going to suspend strike on Thursday. The mandate of our members is very clear. So, we will wait and see what the Monday and Thursday meetings unfold and then we report back to our members."
On how long it would take ASUU leaders to convene a meeting with its members after the meeting with government on Thursday, the ASUU boss said "we are in constant consultation with our members, we don't really have problems with that.
"After the meeting, we will decide when to link up with our members depending upon what is placed on table on Thursday."
Asuu chairman still talk say him never know if them go call off the strike if government agree to do 50% of wetin Asuu want. Him talk say them go decide the matter when the time reach.
Sunday, 28 July 2013
Who talk say no be Wizkid year be this. Wizkid just dey dominate as if say nah only am dey. Na wa o.
Appiah won the inaugural AfricaMagic Viewers Choice Award for Best Actress – Drama award for her role in Perfect Picture, while Ukeje picked up the Best Actor – Drama award for Two Brides and a Baby.
We hear say nah Namibian rapper, Sunny boy go perform for the eviction show wey go happen 2day.
"The store is officially open!!! So happy".
People wey dey close to the girl talk say nah Starboy, Wizkid nah him open am for the girl. We hear say the boutique go worth reach N30 million o.
Abeg, nah this wan be love o.
Saturday, 27 July 2013
Oh, so the joy of motherhood has turned into sorrows for the mother of this baby.
Na wa o. Na God dey save person. But wetin dey cause this kind thing eh. And I hear say nah one Doctor wey them dey call Ben Carson nah him go fit try save them.
We hear say for the party, people just dey high anyhow sote, person vomit sef. But who vomit, I no go call him name o.
Friday, 26 July 2013
Is so shameful that our so called stupid OgaAtDtop ar trying to bring back under age marriage to our gra8t country Nigeria. How can u sit ur stupid a*ss in dat God 4saken chair calling ur selves senators and u talkin like bounce of idiots, ya kw me i dnt hide ma feelings, u ar al fools aka olodo, mumu, if u dnt know youth ar the light of the world make their light shine n stop talking abt teen marriage, n start talking about better things like ( Good road, electricity, good school, etc) pals let's join hands 2geda n support Mrs Stella Damasus on did campaign SayNoToChild slavery! My name is Tonto Charity Dikeh I'm a true Nigerian n I'm not scared to say my mind#Poko.
This natter of early marriage don dey cause serious mata for our country. Senetors no go use their head know say we no want early marriage. Na wa for Naija o.
So now, no be only musician's sabi buy motor, comedians sef don dey buy. Soon, bloggers go dey buy too.
The destitute told journalists that they were dumped about 3am at Upper Iweka after being detained in Ikorodu, Lagos, for over six months for alleged wandering and other minor offences by the Lagos State Kick Against Indiscipline officials. The destitute said they were brought to Onitsha in four buses, escorted by riot policemen.
One of them, Mr. Osondu Mbuto, from Ohaozara in Ebonyi State and a petty trader in Lagos, said he was arrested by the Lagos State Government officials while going to his shop on December 18, 2012.
The Chairman of Nigeria Red Cross Society in the South-East, Dr. Peter Katchy, described the action of the Lagos State officials as condemnable.
He said, "It's very deplorable; it's very disheartening that a state in the Federal Republic of Nigeria will bundle people, who are not even indigenes of Anambra State, and dump them under the flyover at Upper Iweka in Onitsha.
"Many of the people, we have interviewed are not indigenes of Anambra State. Some of them are from Ebonyi State; some are from Imo State among other states.
"It is an insult to Anambra State. We shall draw the attention of the governor of Anambra State to ask the reason for such an invasion of his territory.
"We will find out why Lagos State should invade Anambra State territory; and why Lagos State should dump people here and leave them helpless.
"We are here on humanitarian purposes and in response to an emergency. From what we discovered here, this is a human emergency and a human callousness."
Katchy, however, promised that the society would move the destitute to the Anambra State Social Welfare Centre in Onitsha South Local Government for rehabilitation.
Fashola dey vex o. This keep lagos clean don go too far. Soon, if u no get money, them go pursue u comot for Lagos.
Below is what Genevieve said about her "thing":
"I have been single for so long, it hasn't been easy, even when dbanj came along with his thing that wasn't long he kept saying NO LONG THING..NO LONG THING.. never [knew] that was he meant it till i saw it, it was even shorter than his harmonica… We couldn't settle down.
"Luckily for me, I have found a man now to spend the rest of my life with."
Abeg o, we resemble small pikin? So through-out all the cold and rainny seasons, how she survive abi she dey use vibrator?
Naija artiste nah don dey like buga o. Hope say no be borrow pose o.
Thursday, 25 July 2013
This is not a statement to be taken likely as many of his predictions have come to pass.
Hmm, but how Arsenal go win trophy wen them no dey gree buy players, and when them go buy, nah wasted material them go buy.
Sha, them get solution, nah to go crown the baby king o.
compound area of the city.
The incident happened at Ile Akindele when a fish seller noticed the strange creature after removing the wrap of a frozen fish.
Ramota, who was said to be the fish seller
reportedly, raised alarm to attract others to the strange sight. She said,
"I went to where we usually buy fish at Kola Eleja, Oke Ado, Ibadan. After I finished, I boarded Okada to my place to prepare the fish for sale. Before getting the fish out of the ice-pack, we needed to use knife to remove them and use water to de-freeze. I was shocked to see the frozen fish developed into a living being in the water,half human and half fish. I quickly called my father and some Alfas to see the strange fish"
The father of the woman, a retired civil servant, Pa Rauf Salawu who corroborated the story said he had never seen such a thing before.
Due to the crowd, police men from Mapo police station were there to control the crowd.
Nothing wey man no go see for this life. Sha, we hear say police arrest the fish seller. Me dey ask why them go arrest her, nah she cause am?
UNIZIK 2013 SET grooves tonight at
Venue: • Lounge 24
Time: • 8pm
Gate/I.V for guys N1000
Girls is strictly by I.V
Don't forget; campusamebo crew would be covering the Redcarpet.
Oya, make una rush tell caro and akpors make them no miss this party o.
The Ronaldo's free-kick shot missed the goal-post, went into the stands and hit the boy in his arms, giving him a double fracture in his arms.
The boy was so determined not to miss the action he kept watching for the remaining 84 minutes — before going to hospital where X-rays revealed his double fracture.
He faced an operation before being plastered.
The boy Charlie admitted: "It was very painful. I've told friends and they cannot believe it. Ronaldo is the world's most expensive player — and he broke my arm."
He also said
"I could see the ball coming towards me. It curled past the post and was going to hit my face — so I had to block it with my hand.It all happened in a blur."
To cheer him up,a Real Madrid shirt signed by Ronaldo and his teammates. He also got a ball signed by the Bournemouth team.
The dooctor for hospital talk say if the free-kick been hit the boy for face, say all him teeth for comot as the power of the free-kick too strong.
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
The suspect, a father of four from Ngwa in Abia State was said to have been making love advances to the policeman's wife as the two families lived in the same building and the woman had always rejected.
It was gathered that the woman had always told the randy pastor to leave her alone though the pastor was said to have promised her N50, 000 for a start if she allowed him have an affair with her.
Also, the woman always relayed the pastor's advances to her husband who asked her to play along with the pastor. The woman's husband said
"It was around 2:23am when the pastor came and we left the sitting room open. He tiptoed into the sitting room with only his trousers and singlet on him, coming bare-footed and sat down in the palour.
"He called my wife who came out from the bedroom to welcome him. Minutes after, he requested that he and my wife should go into the bedroom and he was ushered in. He flashed his torchlight in the bedroom and appeared to have a premonition as my wife went back to luck the door at the sitting room. Then he had taken his position on the bed and suddenly, I came out from my hiding place in the bedroom and gripped him and a fight ensued".
"He gave me several bites on my left arm and fingers. By then the fight had taken us to the sitting room where my plasma television, handset and other property were destroyed in his struggle to free himself. If not for other sympathizers who were attracted to the noise he would not have been over powered," the policeman recounted.
Well, after much much, them carry the pastor go Nnewi Police station make police for settle the case.
Day 1: 25th July, 2013.
ENGINEERING - CBN, Chike Okoli, Law Faculty, Bakassi halls
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES - Utility halls, GSS building halls.
AGRICULTURE - Conficious Institute, Agric. halls
BIOCHEMISTRY - MCB Lab/Biochem. Lab
BIOLOGICAl SCI - MCB Lab/Biochem Lab
BOTANY - Natural Sci Hall Downstairs
MICROBIOLOGY - Biology/Chem/Physic labs
PARASITOLOGY/ENT - Natural Sci Hall Upstairs
PHYSICAL SCI - Management sci wing B and C
MEDICINE - Management sci wing A and C
PHARMACY - MPH, Faculty of arts, Mass com hall
BASIC MED. SCIENCES - New economics hall
HEALTH SCI. - FEG hall, auditorium, social sci.
Day 2: 26th July, 2013.
PUB. ADMIN: utility, Auditorium, New GS building, Edu management Lab,
PG school halls
BUS. ADMIN: Management wing A, B and C
BANKING AND FINANCE: New Economics halls and MPH
MARKETING: Management sci wing C and Chike Okoli
CEM: Faculty of arts.
ACCOUNTANCY: Library and Mass Comm halls.
ECONOMICS: social sci halls, Law faculty, Garba square, Unizik High sch.
MASS COMM: Science village, Mass comm halls, Chike Okoli centre
POLITICAL SCI: FEG halls
PSYCHOLOGY: Library, Chike Okoli centre
SOCIOLOGY: Bakassi and CBN.
Day 3: 27th July, 2013
LAW - Management sciences
ARTS - social sci halls, Garba square, auditorium, Science village,
Unizik high school.
EDUCATION: Faculty of Law, MPH, Faculty of Arts, Science village, FEG halls.
Make una wey dey write try reach una bvenue on time o.
Leading the negotiation the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Senator Anyim Pius Anyim. Wogu speaking to the Bamanga Tukur-led leadership of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) National Working Committee (NWC) on the activities of his ministry said that the government was not comfortable with the original agreement, which he described as complex.
"We have made offer to ASUU. It is as complex as
25th 26th and 27th July 2013.
Day1:Thursday,25th - Engineering, Environmental science, Physical
sciences, Agriculture, Basic Medical Sciences, Bio-sciences, Health Sc
& tech, Medicine, pharmacy, Geo Physic
Day2: Friday, 26th-
Management Sc, Social science, B.Sc. Entrepreneurship
DAY3: Saturday, 27th
Law, Arts, Education, Fine & Applied Arts, All Affiliated institution to Unizik.
Success to the jambites o. Nah God go see una through
Tuesday, 23 July 2013
NLC President, Abdulwaheed Omar, made the threat at the opening ceremony of the "2013 Rain School" in Uyo.
"We call on the federal government to have meaningful dialogue with ASUU with a view to implementing the agreement. The State Governments should equally obey the law and pay minimum wage to teachers and the local government workers as well as the 27.5 per cent teacher's enhanced salaries. Should these strikes persist, workers of Nigeria will not hesitate to join them in solidarity," he stressed.
E be like say as government no wan hear word, nah to jam them hard. This wan wey N.L.C wan join this ASUU strike, e b like say water don pass garri o.
This student of an eastern university was dipped in mud water buy his friends as a sign of celebration.
But nawa o, wetin be this eh. Abi nah this boy go be the first to graduate from university from him village? Wetin u think
Baba D1, me hail u pass o.